just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
