He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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