what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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