Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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