your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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