hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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