WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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