Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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