Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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