I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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