That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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