i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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