you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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