what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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