ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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