So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
