He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
