forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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