It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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