But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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