I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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