have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Randomize
