David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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