dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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