Non-Jews are for practice
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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