people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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