Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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