We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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