So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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