I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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