She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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