But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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