you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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