I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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