i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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