Whod you bang
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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