Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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