Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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