can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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