2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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