The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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