shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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