Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
