go do what you do best...puke behind churches
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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