Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
