Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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