It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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