her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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