So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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