he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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