I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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