are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
