i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
this will be a night to untag.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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