Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you traded sex for a burrito?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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