i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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