i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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