see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
God, I missed his penis.
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